Saturday, September 30, 2006
The In-Car Sex Aid System
Car manufacturers could score big with young customers if they started equiping vehicles with this feature.
A single button named "SEX", or "Intimacy" if you wish, would do the trick. Let's say a couple gets stranded on a supermarket's car lot and feels very intimate. One click of a button and:
a) Windows are tinted to maximum; (I believe they can do that now, don't they?)
b) Amortizators get very stiff, so the car does not give away the action going on inside, by rocking like a boat during tornado;
c) Barry White starts on a stereo (optional)
A single button named "SEX", or "Intimacy" if you wish, would do the trick. Let's say a couple gets stranded on a supermarket's car lot and feels very intimate. One click of a button and:
a) Windows are tinted to maximum; (I believe they can do that now, don't they?)
b) Amortizators get very stiff, so the car does not give away the action going on inside, by rocking like a boat during tornado;
c) Barry White starts on a stereo (optional)
